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Monthly Archives: April 2007
But I Do Like Tuna Too
Pretty Pretty Sandbox
I finished the sandbox corner of the backyard yesterday and it’s cute! It nearly killed me and I’ve discovered I’m not a huge fan of manual labor, but I’m proud of it.
Just FYI
I took Evren to Subway today for lunch. We almost never go INSIDE to eat so he was thrilled and then on top of that he got to pick what the nice lady put on his sandwich?! (Ham, mustard, cucumbers, black olives & 1 tomato.)
It was nice, we chatted and he amazingly ate quite a bit of his sandwich. As I was about to pop the very last bite of my sandwich into my mouth he announces and points “You know (pause for dramatic effect) after you put that into your mouth it’s going to come out as your poop.”
Not That I NEED To Be Reminded It’s Time To Eat a Donut
But I want this clock anyway.
12:00 Glazed Donut 6:00 Chocolate Bar
1:00 Cinammon Roll 7:00 Cheese & Strawberry Danish
2:00 Glazed Twist 8:00 Powdered Sugar Donut
3:00 Bear Claw 9:00 Blueberry Muffin
4:00 Maple Donut 10:00 Chocolate Donut w/Peanuts
5:00 Plain Old Fashioned 11:00 Apple Turnover
(via charlierblog)
(who found it at nerd approved)
(and you can buy it at sushi clock for $36)
Iced NonFat Latte with 2 Splendas or This…
I need to get my hands on some of this…
Manufacturers claim their Shower Shock soap releases caffeine that is absorbed into the user’s system and provides the same hit as a two cups of coffee.
The soap is also infused with peppermint and citrus scents so the user doesn’t end up smelling of coffee, reports the Guardian.
A shower gel is also on offer, although the makers, Think Geek, warn that neither is recommended for pregnant women or children because of the caffeine content.
Jennifer Kuropkat, of Think Geek, said: “Every full body wash with the Shower Shock soap will provide the equivalent of around two cups worth of coffee.
“The caffeine is absorbed through the skin and into the bloodstream. It has exactly the same effect as if you were drinking coffee. Your blood pressure and pulse rate will increase, making your brain feel more alert and awake.
“The caffeine will then last in your system for approximately four hours – the same as two cups of coffee. They really are time-saves as you don’t have to wait around for your coffee to brew in the morning.”
(via New Shelton)
(story copied from Ananova)
(seems you can buy it over at ThinkGeek)
Naked Baby Doll
Evren has taken to carrying around one of Ayla’s baby dolls (who knows where the clothes are at this point) and being sweet to it. He took it in the car with us this morning to drop Ayla off and here was a bit of our conversation…
Jenn: “Have you named the baby yet? What’s her name?”
Evren: “No, she doesn’t have a name. (pause) I’ll name her later.”
Jenn: “Alright, when you think of a good name, you tell me.”
Evren: “No, I mean, I’ll name her Later. Isn’t Later a good name?” (some giggling)
Jenn: (laughing my ass off) “That’s the perfect name!”
Evren: “No, actually I haven’t named her yet. YET! I’ll name her Yet! Wait. What about Name? Is Name a good name? (pause) Well, I think I’ll just name her Fluffy Baby.”
Whole Lotta Shoppin’ at Sam’s Club
(Link)
I hesitated to put this up (even though I think it’s hilarious and this is the second or third time I’ve come across it) because it has, (shh..) the v-word. But, you know what? Penis gets said in this house about 100 times a day and Evren has even invented a dance in honor of his, appropriately titled The Penis Dance.
And, if you aren’t above judging people, this IS pretty funny.
Why, Yes, Yes I Am. That’s Exactly How Old I Am.
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