I received this little gem in the mail yesterday because my cousin Melissa thought it was hilarious when she came across it in the grocery store the other day.

And apparently she thought (for some reason…) that I needed some.
It’s now proudly displayed on my desk while I try to figure out what to do with it next.
(Thanks for the laugh Melissa! It cracked me up the rest of the afternoon!)









Melissa
July 3, 2007 at 9:08 am
Hey-it ACTUALLY says if you are not “delighted”, they will give you your money back! Really, who would NOT buy this for someone? The reason I bought it for you was because I was positive you would laugh as much as Allen and I did in the grocery store. AND, I was right.
Chris
July 4, 2007 at 1:49 am
Send it to me!
I will put it on the top of my desk at work and count the colleagues
that look irritated (including my boss and the non-heteros). (-;
Chris