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Cooking School

Evren took a cooking class this morning with some of his friends.

Evren at Cooking Class
All set! Now what?

Putting something in the microwave
They got to play a little before the real cooking began.

Too many cooks in the kitchen
Too many cooks in the kitchen.

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“OK, hold up…how are paint brushes involved?”

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Stirring up the garlic butter for the monkey bread.

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Making lasagna roll-ups.

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Crackin’ eggs
“I wonder why Mommy never lets me crack eggs at home? This is easy!”

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Putting the dough in the ice cream cones to make… well, what else?
Ice Cream Cone Cupcakes!

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The cutest erasers ever!

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Time to eat!

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Awesome!

 
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Posted by on August 28, 2007 in Evren, Food, Photos

 

Melon Abuse

Cantaloupe

My Wife Abuses Our Melons – Article by John T. Edge

Last month, she began abusing our melons. Beating them, really. As a result, we have tasted marked improvement. 

I should try that!  I normally just cut the whole thing up and let it sit in the fridge for days until it finally gets juicy.

(via Slashfood)

 
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Posted by on August 28, 2007 in Food, Great Ideas, Linked

 

Porn For Women

There’s apparently an entire book!

The Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative asked women, young, old, rich, and poor, “What really, really gets you hot?” Armed with their findings, they worked day and night to create Porn for Women. Susan Anderson is a Los Angeles-based photographer who believes the future of porn shouldn’t be in the hands of men alone.

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I know. Let’s take you shoe shopping!

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Is that the baby? I’ll get her.

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I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.

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I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

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Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today.
I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

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Don’t want anyone “falling in” in the middle of the night.

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As long as I have legs to walk on, you’ll never have to take out the garbage.

 
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Posted by on August 27, 2007 in Great Ideas, Humor, Jenn, Linked, Photos

 

Jack is a Troublemaker

Evren:  “The tooth fairy isn’t here, it’s just in our imagination.”

Jenn:  (completely stunned)  “AYLA!!!!”

… after a thorough interrogation, I was convinced it wasn’t her …

Jenn: “Hey buddy, come here.  Tell Mommy…who told you the tooth fairy was just in our imagination?”

Evren:  “Jack.”

Jenn:  “Um, Jack, your pretend friend?”   (he has 4 loyal and faithful imaginary friends named Anchovie, Tanchovie, Jack & Tanjack)

Evren:  “Yes.”

Jenn:  “So, let me get this straight.  Your imaginary friend told you that the Tooth Fairy was in our imagination?”

Evren:  “Exactly.”

 
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Posted by on August 22, 2007 in Evren, Humor, Parenting

 

Cursing, When Used Appropriately, Is Allowed :-)

“Ayla, what are you doing right now?!”

“Pretending to be a secret agent.”

“You need to be cleaning your room.”

(under her breath) “DAMN!”

 
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Posted by on August 20, 2007 in Ayla, Humor, Parenting

 

Watching

George Lopez: America’s Mexican

America’s Mexican

And if you haven’t seen this one, I highly recommend it too…

George Lopez – Why You Crying?

George Lopez - Why You Crying?

Hilarious.

 
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Posted by on August 17, 2007 in Humor, Movies & TV, Reviews

 

Shock and Awe

Photos of Jenn?! What the ..?! No way…

I’m usually the one behind the camera taking the photos so I never end up with a lot of photos of myself, and the ones I do end up in, of course, are horrible and deleted immediately.

But, here is my latest addiction…

Makeover Solutions

What girl doesn’t fantasize about that the perfect hairstyle?

Let me introduce you to all of my alter egos….

1st Alter Ego

2nd Alter Ego

3rd Alter Ego

4th Alter Ego

5th Alter Ego

6th Alter Ego

7th Alter Ego

8th Alter Ego

9th Alter Ego

 
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Posted by on August 16, 2007 in Jenn, Photos, Waste Some Time

 

You’re a Star, But Only You Know It

Shower Mic Sponge

Shower Mic

(via swissmiss)

 
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Posted by on August 16, 2007 in Great Ideas, Humor, Linked

 

Mommy? Where Do Marshmallows Come From?

Slashfood, my favorite food blog, provides the answer…

You thought that marshmallows were man-made? Think again.

Harvesting Marshmallows

As the Nancyland blog clearly shows, in real, undoctored photos, marshmallows are grown and harvested just like corn, coffee, or oranges. Though a lot of people might not realize that marshmallows, in their natural form, are as big as a Nissan Sentra. Nancyland has several pics of a farmer taking the giant marshmallows and placing them in a truck, where they will be taken to a facility and made smaller for consumption in hot chocolate, cereals, and the ends of sticks over a campfire.

 
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Posted by on August 15, 2007 in Food, Humor, Linked

 

#52 On My List

Earlier this summer we went fruit picking. It was an all day affair and we went to a blackberry field and a peach orchard and came home with a trunk full of fruit. It was totally worth it – the kids had a great day.

Blackberry Picking
Ayla & Evren picking blackberries.

Picking Blackberries
And more blackberries.

Peach Orchard
Then we went to the Peach Orchard.

Peaches!
Bursting off the trees!

Evren Picking Peaches
Peach picker Evren.

Peach Picking
OK, yeah, this one was a bit staged. I need to teach my kids the finer points of acting natural.

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Then, after all that, this was the highlight of their day.

After eating as many fresh ones as we could, we turned some of the blackberries into homemade blackberry ice cream. I still have a lot left in the freezer though. Maybe a cobbler or pie?

The peaches are in the freezer waiting to be turned into a cobbler. My good friend, Betty Crocker, sent me an e-mail the other day with recipes for peach cobblers, so I’ll do that soon.

 
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Posted by on August 15, 2007 in 101 in 1001, Family, Food

 
 
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