Just Now:
I’m in my office and Evren runs past me to the bathroom whilst declaring, “I have to go to the bathroom!”
Nothing unusual.
5 minutes pass.
He’s done and casually walks past my office again, where I take notice of what he actually has been doing in there for the last 5 minutes…
Jenn: “Um, Evren?”
Evren: (pauses) “What?”
Jenn: “Is it necessary to have 10 band-aids on?”
Evren: (looks down, astonished) “Mom! I DON’T have 10 band-aids on! I only have… (counting) one. two. three. four. five. six. seven… I only have SEVEN band-aids on!!” (walks away, and he may have even rolled his eyes at me)

















