Evren is standing right next to me and he’s going to tell me the captions for these pictures…
Left to right: “cat, cat, cat, lion, spider, turtle, me.”
Left to right: “my sister, me, mommy, dad.”
Left to right the red ones are “mommy, me, ayla & dad. The green ones are Unkle Dave and Aunt Tara and the yellow ones are Grandma and Grandpa. Uncle Rick isn’t on here, I put him somewhere else. Is Uncle Rick married to Jen? Oh, and the yellow cats at the bottom are Cupcake and Pepper.”
Found this gem in my Inbox today - thanks Christine!
As I’ve Matured…
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in…
I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I’ve learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I’ve learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I’ve learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I’ve learned that I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I’ve learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
manstrokewoman
Search for it on YouTube.
Absolutely brilliant.
Thanks to Dave & Tara for the recommendation!
You Are Sneakers |
 You are creative, funky, and forward thinking. You are cool, but you are still approachable. You are stylish and edgy, but you aren’t a slave to fashion. You tend to put your own spin on trends. You tend to have a fast paced, busy lifestyle. Not a lot of people can keep up with you! You should live: Near nature You should work: In a job that keeps you on the go |
I Am Legend by Richard Matheson
Read the book first and *loved* it. Very excellent.
Went to see the movie at the theater and of course, it just didn’t measure up to the book. It wasn’t horrible - it was definitely entertaining, but the book was just so. much. more. If you want to see the movie though, I would definitely recommend seeing it in the theater for maximum impact.
