Monthly Archives: March 2009
At the Movies
Evren: Exciting.
Ayla: It was really action-packed and I loved it.
Jenn: It was tolerable.
Reading
Miserly Moms by Jonni McCoy
I thought this would be the perfect book for me. But it wasn’t that helpful at all, and there really wasn’t anything new and innovative presented. It was basically a book, cover to cover, of common sense and recipes like how to make your own pretzels.
I already know how to shop with coupons and you will never, ever find me making my own pretzels.
From My Inbox
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, ‘What happened to you?’
‘Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.’
‘Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!‘
‘I don’t remember much after that…’
(Thanks L!)
From My Inbox
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies. ‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping..
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband. ‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.’
On the PA system: ‘Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.’
(Thanks L!)
