Archive for Waste Some Time

Cake Balls

Cake… But Better.

You can find the recipe for these Red Velvet Cake Balls at Bakerella.

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Pete’s Schwetty Balls

Thanks to Tara!!

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Not Smart

I’m at a loss as to how they beat the other family on Family Feud in the first place…

Thanks to K for the link!

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Up for Interpretation

Some pretty good guesses…

A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.

 

No pyromaniacs admitted.

 

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don’t go there.

 

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

 

See the rest at www.safenow.org.

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Passive-Aggressive Appetizers

1. Top thick slices of country bread with fresh goat cheese. Sprinkle with herbs and bake until crusty; serve to everyone but Jeff.

2. Vegetarian friends? Try veggie rumaki: wrap a strip of imitation bacon around a water chestnut, spear with a toothpick, and broil—but instead of imitation bacon use real bacon, and instead of a water chestnut use veal.

3. Steal Cheryl’s famous potato-salad recipe. When Cheryl asks, “Why did you steal my recipe?,” say, “I don’t know, Cheryl, why did you break my heart?” Then laugh so she knows you’re just kidding.

4. Blend fresh crabmeat with diced avocado, scallions, and a dollop of mayonnaise for a canapé topping so delicious that it will take your guests a full minute to realize that they’re eating it off dog biscuits. Once they catch on, act mortified and stammer that you must have “mixed up the boxes,” until everyone calms down. Then start crying because the biscuits remind you that today marks exactly eight weeks since you had to put down Buster, and you just miss him so much.

Want more?  The rest are posted here.

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Finish Line Doormat

I love the concept of this…

BUT…

…I don’t know anyone’s whose ‘work’ is done just because they came home after working all day. 

But if you still want it, you can get it at Fred & Friends, but I warn you, you end up wasting some time there, they have tons of fun stuff!

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Bacon and Eggs Ice Cream

Oh yes.  Yes it is.

Thanks Melissa!

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Waffle House Wedding

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The Boys and the Subway

You have to go read this cute story about two little boys who are in love with the New York City Subway system, written by their dad.

My sons Arthur, 5, and Gustav, 3, are obsessed with the New York City subway system.

People often ask me for directions in the subway. Even though I know my way around rather well, I still have to defer to Arthur very often. Yet it seems people don’t trust the advice of a preschooler. They should.

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Cake Wrecks

When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.  

You have to go check out this blog devoted to ugly cakes.

CAKE WRECKS

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Cutest Envelope Opener Ever

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